A
Girls Prayer
Lord
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I
pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One
who's handsome, smart and strong,
One
who's willy's thick and long.
One
who thinks before he speaks,
When
promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I
pray that he is gainfully employed,
And
when I spend his cash, wont be annoyed.
Pulls
out my chair and opens my door,
Massages
my back and begs to do more.
Oh!
send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows
just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
One
who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In
the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I
pray that this man will love me no end,
And
never attempts to shag my best friend.
And
as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I
look at the w**nker you sent me instead.
Amen.