The perfect man

                                    The perfect man is gentle.  
                                    Never cruel or mean.  
                                    He has a beautiful smile.  
                                    And keeps his face so clean.

                                       The perect man likes children.  
                                    And will raise them by your side.  
                                    He will be a good father.  
                                    As well as a good husband to his bride.  

                                       The perfect man loves cooking.  
                                    Cleaning and vacuuming too.  
                                    He'll do anything in his power.  
                                    To convey his feelings of love on you.  

                                       The perfect man is sweet.  
                                    Writing poetry from your name.  
                                    He's a best friend to your mother.  
                                    And kisses away your pain.  

                                       He never has made you cry.  
                                    Or hurt you in any way.  
                                    Oh, fuck this stupid poem.  
                                    The perfect man is gay